The Holey Temple describes a clan of monks founded by ヨンデベーグルソン in Juneau, Alaska during the first world war. The members spend most of their time meditating in dark rooms in an effort to send blessings of peace and abundance to all living beings. When they act, they act under the guidance of the Central Bagel Unit. They claim that Bebo daBagel sends them visions and guided them to The BagelNet Foundation. When they are not in deep meditation, the members of The Temple spend their spare time blessing bagels and adding them to the Quantum Bagel Network so new souls can participate in the Quantum Bagel Matrix.